Showing posts with label tv. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tv. Show all posts

Thursday, October 9, 2008

A Little Substance is All I'm Asking

I am sure you have heard of this new tv show, Paris Hilton's My New Bff. Yes, people have really stooped this low. If you need a television show to find a friend, you, my friend, have a problem. This is disgusting. I refuse to watch it. I heard from a somewhat hip substitute the other day, that on the first episode, the contestants were given make-overs. How grossly shallow. I did a little research and of course most of them were given platinum blonde Pamela Anderson hair. They even have competitions like "How Long and Hard Can You Party?" and play polo while using bare-chested, herpes-ridden-looking men as horses.

The Apprentice used to be my show... until the Trump man decided to move it to Los Angeles. WAY TO KILL EVERYTHING. "How about the losing team has to sleep outside in tents!?" is what I am guessing Donald Trump said to his posse because this is what happens now instead of them just staying in the apartment like they did during the other seasons. How lame. I thought Donald was supposed to be the epitomy of a buisness man? Obviously not.

I can't even begin to explain how much this disgusts me-- I Love Money. Just shoot me already.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Humans Should Take Advice From the Animal World

Literally 6 seconds ago, I hopped into bed next to my dad as he was watching a show on Animal Planet. The show was about the life cycle of penguins. The segment I happened to see was of a little baby penguin being pried and proded away from its mother by other jealous mothers who , I am guessing, lost their own babies. I felt sorry for the poor baby because after about 5 mintues of its feathers being pulled out of its skin because it was most wanted, it was kicked to the curb and left out in the cold due to its not being able to choose what to do. The narrator even went to say that sometimes the baby penguins were killed in this frenzy. Now this, I think, very well relates to humans. Don't you? In the sense that if you are constantly being pulled in different directions (wether, it is school, politics, or religion) you will be hurt...badly. But, if you don't choose a way, you will have nothing and be worse off than you started.